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I weep for the future, part MCVII - Diary of a Necromancer
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I weep for the future, part MCVII
I made the mistake of reading the recipe on the back of the Cheap Yellow Mustard this morning:

"Sloppy Joes"
(paraphrasing for copyright reasons)

package of buns
Cheap Yellow Mustard

Fry meat and mix in all ingredients except the buns (emphasis added).

Umm, I'm the first to admit that I can't exactly cook, as such, but I am so picturing the product-liability-slash-test-kitchen meeting that led to them having to specify that...

feeling: aggravated aggravated

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bibliofile From: bibliofile Date: March 11th, 2017 05:14 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
I know, right?

Tangential note: if you leave out the onions, that's the recipe for sloppy joes that we used in home ec in middle school.
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