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yeah, that sounds about right, actually... - Diary of a Necromancer
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yeah, that sounds about right, actually...
Memage, because the results made me LOL:

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"In all, 40,000 shotguns were purchased by the US government in World War I, and many of them made it to the trenches, where they served their users well."

...Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to provide a plausible interpretation of this result in the comments. Or to explain what this book is and why it was on my desk, whichever story is funnier.


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ashnistrike From: ashnistrike Date: January 13th, 2012 01:31 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Any tools acquired will serve their users well?

I damn near got stuck with Twilight, thanks so much. That'll teach me to keep books near my computer after reviewing them.
off_coloratura From: off_coloratura Date: January 13th, 2012 09:25 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Mine was "So all right, no new dresses." (Poisonwood Bible).
the_failed_poet From: the_failed_poet Date: February 4th, 2012 06:05 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Oh come on, that's so easy. Shotguns are clearly a phallic symbol. Trenches, being a depression in the ground, are clearly symbolic of a receptive orifices. Many, but not all, phallic symbols will make it into receptive orifices, where they will serve their users well.

Mine is: "On the farm thus acquired John Ferrier built himself a substantial log-house, which received so many additions in succeeding years that it grew into a roomy villa."

I think I need help interpreting this one...
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