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Trevor and Jason's 'Thing Wot's Sort Of Like An Advent Calendar', #29 - Diary of a Necromancer
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Trevor and Jason's 'Thing Wot's Sort Of Like An Advent Calendar', #29
29.) How does your character smell? Do they wear perfume or cologne?

Jason is being polite here for the sake of Science, but he would like to point out that this is a highly offensive question to a were, and especially with the complication of a human racial issue it verges on a potential berserk button if the suggestion is that the questioner has an issue with the answer. That said, since both flatmates have exceptionally acute senses of smell, most of the products in their bathroom tend to be as neutral as they can find. If Jason will admit to smelling of anything, it's generally whatever food he's been handling recently, like citrus peel or herbs.

Trevor -- Jason says -- smells "kind of purple and thumpy-bass-line...ey". What this translates into for someone who isn't a werewolf trying to explain their impression of a vampire is anybody's guess, really. Trevor would have said we usually get the big bottle of peppermint soap.

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