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"You're a Hellmann's fetishist? More of a Kraft man m'self..." - Diary of a Necromancer
Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up
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"You're a Hellmann's fetishist? More of a Kraft man m'self..."
And in Lighter News... possibly... the catbox had gotten down to "It's a bag of clay litter tonight or the dry-cleaners by morning" when I came back in from Tuesday Stitch&Bitch, so I had to schlep back out to the store.

There was a guy in line with nothing but about fifteen jars of mayonnaise in his cart.

There was a guy in the next line with nothing but about THIRTY jars of mayonnaise in his cart.

Needless to say, I Did Not Get Involved.

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unhipster From: unhipster Date: August 5th, 2009 06:56 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
That's the only situation where it would ever be appropriate to say "don't be so mayo."
robling_t From: robling_t Date: August 5th, 2009 12:49 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
For certain values of "Appropriate".
ljgeoff From: ljgeoff Date: August 5th, 2009 07:18 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
BWAW! Ah, come on! You didn't ask?
robling_t From: robling_t Date: August 5th, 2009 12:48 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Hey, I have to shop there every week, I'm already never going to be able to go down the salad-dressing aisle again as it is... ;)
kreutzmarie From: kreutzmarie Date: August 5th, 2009 07:38 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
There had to have been a prank of sorts involved. Seriously. I'm thinkin' someone's car, desk, or even front porch. This has me trying to come up with a use for that much mayo...
robling_t From: robling_t Date: August 5th, 2009 11:05 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
...that hasn't already made it into a Torchwood fic somewhere. :)
51stcenturyfox From: 51stcenturyfox Date: August 5th, 2009 12:10 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
I don't even want to guess.

Big kinky sandwich re-enactment? Making egg-salad for 400 people?
robling_t From: robling_t Date: August 5th, 2009 12:47 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Mum's theory was "supplies for a charity". Which I suppose is how she's coping. :)
wolffsekunde From: wolffsekunde Date: August 6th, 2009 02:18 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
They were obviously staff at the Mayo Clinic. It's very emulsifying work and that's no yolk. I could keep going but I'm afraid of getting defriended at this point.
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