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got a little Captain in you?
The Strange Interlude appears to have drawn to a close. I'm guessing that it was largely brought on by the professional disappointment of having a knitting pattern I had high hopes for rejected by Knitty.com, and my overall crappy state of mind in general. {*grumblegrumble*ifanybodyneedstogetlaidaroundhere*grumble*} Still very weirded out by the experience. (It's not unlike being possessed, and Captain Jack Harkness isn't exactly the most considerate houseguest I've ever had to put up with. Talk about your free-floating memes...) On some level I'm sure it's a reaction to the general impossibility of doing original work in a climate that's reduced everything to endlessly recycled Product (don't even get me started on the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie) and the lack of a cultural headspace for not wanting to find a Mercedes under the tree, and then again, it could just be that it's November, when the rising curve of "GOD I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND INTERACT WITH PEOPLE" intersects with the falling curve of the possibility of actually accomplishing same in this region at this time of the year. Not sure whether Thanksgiving having been a non-starter is really a factor, considering that going to see my relatives generally makes me end up feeling worse, but at least it would have been something Social to complain about... Bah.

</emo> Okay, then, back to regular programming:

  • New Thing Learned for 26 November: LSD can be lethal to elephants in large enough doses. I guess experimenting further on Cary Grant would have been cruel and unusual. [Source: NewScientist.com news service.]

Oh, and did I mention this?


Fading dreadfully already, alas, but hey, it's Hat Weather. And yes, I've already startled myself pulling off a blue hat in front of a mirror, thank you.

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whitecrow0 From: whitecrow0 Date: November 27th, 2007 01:57 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
I am currently in the middle of a book called Elephants on Acid which, among other stories, relates the sad story of Tusko.
Who, incidentally, lived here in Oklahoma City. o.O
From: rabid_chemist Date: November 30th, 2007 12:07 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)

Well, you could always call a chicagoljmeetup. The 1st annual Get-Samantha-Laid Orgy and Potluck. Food in the kitchen. Movies, board games, and other good clean fun in the living room. In the bedroom, naked bodies and dirty, dirty fun!
robling_t From: robling_t Date: November 30th, 2007 10:45 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
LOL, but that'd mean cleaning the house first... ;)
From: rabid_chemist Date: December 1st, 2007 12:27 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
So you're saying that not having to clean the house is more important than naked sexy fun?

Well, you could always get yourself a leather bustier and a paddle, invite submissive guys, and make them clean up the place in a show of devotion to their dominatrix. Yes, wielding the paddle might take some effort, but it would be some good exercise, right?

(okay, I'm looking at that and realizing that you're probably not the only one who needs to get laid)

(by the way, have I ever mentioned that I love the semianonymity of the internet, where I can say shit like this and not get smacked for it?)

(at least not immediately?)
robling_t From: robling_t Date: December 1st, 2007 12:36 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
...{is now trying very hard not to think "there's money in this somewhere" and start writing a business plan along these lines} :)
From: rabid_chemist Date: December 1st, 2007 12:49 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
On the one hand, oh yeah, you could definitely make some money off this. The male subs always outnumber the female doms, so doms can make money, even if it's a niche. Granted, the niche of "clean my house, pay me, then leave" would probably be hard to fill. You'd have to throw in some extras. But hey, they're male subs, doing sexy subservient things to/for you would probably count as a bonus.

On the other hand, I've heard from the pro dommes that the market is pretty tough these days. Plus, if you're really going to be a pro domme, you've got to invest in a lot of expensive equipment.

Hrm, seems like a toss-up. But me personally, hell, I'd go for it if I had breasts and a vagina and could get men to clean my house and go down on me for a spanking and some harsh words. Probably wouldn't even charge much.

(hoo boy, I hope your mom doesn't read this stuff!)
robling_t From: robling_t Date: December 1st, 2007 07:07 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
There is definitely something to be said for the Old People Technology Gap, yes... ;)
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