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mmm, genital confiscation... - Diary of a Necromancer
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mmm, genital confiscation...
And another entry from the "Painful-Sounding Spam Header Of The Day" files: "We are here for you and your penis!" Um, yeah, good luck with THAT, Mrs. Bobbit. It kind of makes me want to deconstruct exactly what's wrong with their approach, from the unintentional implied violence to the fact that if there was a free-range penis living at this address I'd hardly shop it to the authorities, but I think I've already spent too much time thinking about this as it is. :)

feeling: amused amused

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From: rabid_chemist Date: October 11th, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
So the spammers are offering to take a belt sander to your free-range penis. That's some hardcore kinky right there.
robling_t From: robling_t Date: October 13th, 2007 12:28 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Like the t-shirt says, never do anything that you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics...
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