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Baa. BAA -- oo, ice cream truck! - Diary of a Necromancer
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Baa. BAA -- oo, ice cream truck!
violachic inspires us to "50 things about me" memage:

1. How tall are you barefoot?

2. Have you ever been cheated on?
Um, sorta, depending on how one would count that one thing...

3. Do you own a gun?
Wouldn't you like to know, Mr. Attorney General Gonzalez?

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
Buggerit! Buggerit! Millennium hand and shrimp!

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Aren't they made from chopped-up gangsters?

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Just water will do me

9. How many push-ups can you do?
Push... ups...?

10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
I'm weird enough without drugs, thanks

11. Do you like DisneyWorld?
Only in the off-season

12. Do you like the rain?
Sure, with proper drainage

13. Do you own a knife?
Well, I've got this nice breadknife, could probably mess someone up with it if that's where you're going with that

14. What do you smell like?
Graphite, for some reason

15. Do you have A.D.D.?

15. Do you have A.D.D.?

15. Do you have A.D.D.?...

feeling: amused amused

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randomdreams From: randomdreams Date: October 13th, 2006 11:57 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
So, why do you smell like graphite?

I got an interesting shock one time, involving graphite. I cut a big chunk (20 cm round) with a chopsaw and all the graphite dust blowing around got involved with the brushes in the chopsaw motor, and since it's conductive, it arced to the body of the saw, and me.

So don't do that.
robling_t From: robling_t Date: October 15th, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
So, why do you smell like graphite?

Dunno -- I was charting out a lace pattern with pencil and paper the night before I wrote the entry, but for it still to be detectable that long afterwards despite hand-washings... {shrug}
fimbrethil From: fimbrethil Date: October 14th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking when I read #4. As it is I have to clean saliva off my monitor. Very funny, all of it.
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