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190. Duel wielding small animals is strictly forbidden. - Diary of a Necromancer
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190. Duel wielding small animals is strictly forbidden.
Hopefully the last Idiot Neighbor story I'll have to post:

The latest batch of noodlenoggins have been here since, oh, about since the end of the college term, all-too-obviously just busting to be out from under whatever minimal supervision they were being Repressed by in their dorm; when they moved in they immediately set up on the lobby's roof with a lawnchair and invited their assorted hangers-on to go out onto the roof and hang out -- in fact, hey, wouldn't it be great to set up a grill out here? {Extremely dirty look from this blogger, who already lives in terror of Idiots Discovering Fire as it is} They also have a cat, a big tom by the looks of him, who occasionally comes over to our window to say hello -- Snip reacts with Total Hostilities and usually scares him off, Weasel is merely confused into a sort of Blanche DuBois "kindness of strangers" fog. The Idiot Neighbors like to leave the window open for their cat to come and go (although they're not above shutting it when it gets cold whether he's in their apartment or not).

The other night, I heard a voice from the general direction of that apartment, saying in some confusion, "Honey?? There are all these little green bugs everywhere in here..."

I have not seen the lawnchair, the hangers-on, or the cat since.

Moral: windows usually have screens on them for a reason, kids.

feeling: comeuppancy

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