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pornographic fireworks made out of cheese
My cat isn't speaking to me, my plants are dead, and my bra smells like well-aged gouda, but I am home safely from WisCon, which I would have posted about in a more timely fashion but for the detail that my DSL's been out until just now, dammit. I am pleased to be able to report that Operation "...Gee, I Had A Sweater When I Came In, Didn't I?" has finally borne fruit, ultimately having managed to leave the damned thing lying on a chair in the hotel room while we gathered up luggage and then "forgotten" to make one final check back for further items. Fingers now crossed that the hotel will have been too overworked with the departure of the conventioneers to think to mail it back to our room's original reservation-holder...

feeling: pleased pleased

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polyfrog From: polyfrog Date: May 31st, 2006 10:03 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Near universal hospitality industry policy is "put it in the lost and found box and wait for them to call."

Think of this: George is an executive. George travels quite frequently on business.
After a stay in a city far from home, a rumpled cocktail dress is found in his room and shipped back to him.
His wife divorces him. He loses his job. Etc.

Turns out the dress was from some previous guest.

George sues the hotel, the travel agent, everyone he can think of.

Meanwhile, the real owner of the dress has discovered it's missing and is suing the hotel for sending it to George....
robling_t From: robling_t Date: May 31st, 2006 11:10 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)

Hey, I won't call 'em if you won't... :)

I'm certainly hoping it's something like that, anyway. ;)
agentxpndble From: agentxpndble Date: May 31st, 2006 11:22 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Awww... That sweater was *cute*! Some lucky bell-boy is gonna snatch that straight up. ;-)
robling_t From: robling_t Date: May 31st, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
I fully expect it to resurface in some alarming context at next year's WisCon, certainly... :)
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