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It's loud and tasteless and I've heard it before
Addendum to previous post: I discovered just now that there is, in fact, one original button surviving on the new coat (it was lurking behind the turned-back part of the lapel), and as I supected it is extremely fugly. The coat itself is a dark olive-green, not dissimilar in spirit to the drab sweater some of you may have seen at the MeetUps, and some designer In His Infinite Wisdom therefore decided that a good match to this color would be green plastic tortoiseshell-y swirly buttons. I suppose the manufacturer of said buttons was theorizing that this mix of petrochemicals would come out resembling faux jade, but really the impression is more of something nasty hacked up by an 80-year-old with advanced emphysema.

Why some unknown party chose these, of all buttons, to abscond with from Burlington Coat Factory, I will never understand.

BTW, I was thinking "Salacious Crumb", myself...

feeling: perplexed

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