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I just don't know, man, I just don't even know - Diary of a Necromancer
Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up
robling_t
robling_t
I just don't know, man, I just don't even know
Latest round of communiqués from Muse is that the wendigo is into public sex, the werewolf is into public sex with coyotes, and the vampire is a Quaker. I think I'm in serious trouble here.

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robling_t From: robling_t Date: January 5th, 2011 03:07 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
And surprisingly enough, it's the "Quaker" part that's gonna be the most trouble here...
randomdreams From: randomdreams Date: January 6th, 2011 03:58 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
I just read the liner notes for a Crippled Black Phoenix album and they claim that historically, the Wendigo was associated with spiritual vengeance for cannibalism, which made it even scarier.
robling_t From: robling_t Date: January 6th, 2011 11:16 am (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Yeah, you can bet that the werewolf is going to be texting the vampire during that blind date to make sure he's okay... and how often do you have to think thoughts like that. :)
saganth From: saganth Date: January 6th, 2011 04:07 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
Does this mean the vampire has an appreciation for hand-tooled stakes only? Nothing machine-made?
robling_t From: robling_t Date: January 6th, 2011 04:14 pm (UTC) (permalink this entry)
That's more Amish vampires. But he's having a hard time reconciling the part where he went out of his way to be a conscientious objector in WWI to the whole bloodlust thing, yeeeeah...
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